Where can I purchase RTP?
Definitely not at your local grocery store.
Why is it brown?
Take a wild guess
Does it come in 1, 2 or 3 ply?
By the time RTP has gone through the recycling process it is generally considered 1 ply. However, depending on the batch it can be 1mm thin to .5cm thick.
We noticed that your toilet paper has a distinct smell?
We did not think that we would have to warn people about that. Regardless, we figure that if the RTP smells more than your bathroom normally would without it, you can gather that you are a pretty healthy person.
Is this an organic product?
Mostly. We guarantee RTP to be at least 80% organic.
In 1995 we realized that every resource in the world was being recycled except for toilet paper. Toilet paper is the most important resource that we have. Realizing the udder chaos that the world would fall into if the it ran out of toilet paper, we decided to take action.
We began playing around with recycling toilet paper locally, filtering it from the septics and sewers of friends and family and laying it out to dry. The timing was key, if we laid it out to dry too long, it became too brittle to roll up. We found it very important to leave it a little moist before we rolled it up and repackaged it.
Eventually we gained permission of larger cities to extract the raw material directly from the sewers. This boosted our new business to a whole new level in RTB production. By 1998 we aired our first super bowl commercial, for which we recieved almost no feedback. With that $5 million in advertising down the drain, we barely recovered.
Now days, we advertise strictly online.